Q. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
A. Because he didn't have enough guts
What is the definition of an engineer?
Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had, in a way you do not understand
What is the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department of the parachute company.
Whats black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
In a 100 Meter Race it was announced "1 2 3 start".
All started running except Santa.
Coach- Y r u waitin?
Santa- My no. is 4
"Yaar 1Ladki muje hans ke dekh rhi h"
Frnd:"Abe Dhyan se dekh,Hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai"
Galib Ne
Tourist:Is Fort me koi bhoot he kya?
Guide: Me yaha itne saalo se kaam kar raha hoon,aaj tak nahi dekha.
T: kitne saal hue?
G: 300 saal..
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Snta-Theek hai ji,mai Diwali,Holi Or Chrismas ke 3 din select karta Hu
Santa: Tumhare Ghar Me Badh Ka Pani Ghus Gaya Hai.
Banta: Oye Kyo Jhuth Bolta Hai Ghar Ki Chabi To Mere Paas Hai.
Judge-Tum par cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua, Lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai.
Chor- Iska matlab mai Wo Cycle rakh lu?
BaNta: Teri Biwi Ko Car Chahiye Thi, TuNe Use DiamoNd RiNg KyuN Di.?
SaNta: MaiN Nakli Car Kaha Se Lata?
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