A Millionaire and Three Beggers (Mind Blowing Story)
Posted on Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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The next beggar went to the millionaire and said: "Oh Lord! I have not taken a square meal for the past ten days. Please help me."
"How much do you want?" asked the millionaire.
"Whatever you give me, Maharaj," replied the beggar.
"Here, take this ten rupee note. You can have nice food for at least three days." The beggar walked away with the ten rupee note.
The third beggar came. "Oh Lord, I have heard about your noble qualities. Therefore, I have come to see you. Men of such charitable disposition are verily the manifestations of God on earth," he said.
"Please sit down," said the millionaire. "You appear to be tired. Please take this food," he said, and offered food to the beggar.
"Now please tell me what I can do for you."
"Oh Lord," replied the beggar; "I merely came to meet such a noble personage that you are. You have given me this rich food already. What more need I get from you? You have already shown extraordinary kindness towards me. May God bless you!"
But the millionaire, struck by the beggar's spirit, begged of the beggar to remain with him, built a decent house for him in his own compound, and looked after him for the rest of his life.
God is like this good millionaire. Three classes of people approach Him, with three different desires and prayers. There is the greedy man full of vanity, full of arrogance, full of desires. He demands the objects of worldly enjoyment from God. Since this man, whatever be his vile desires, has had the good sense to approach God, He grants him some part of the desired objects (even these very soon pass away, just as the two rupees the first beggar got are spent before nightfall).
The other type of devotee prays to the Lord for relief from the sufferings of the world, but is better than the first one, in as much as he is ready to abide by His Will. To him the Lord grants full relief from suffering, and bestows on him much wealth and property.
The third type he merely prays to the Lord: "O Lord, Thou art Existence-Absolute, Knowledge-Absolute, Bliss-Absolute, etc., etc." What does he want? Nothing. But the Lord is highly pleased with his spirit of renunciation, of desirelessness and of self-surrender. Therefore, He makes him eat His own food, i.e., He grants this man Supreme Devotion to Himself. Over and above this, He makes the devotee to live in His own House For ever afterwards this devotee dwells in the Lord's Abode as a Liberated Sage
Foot Prints in the Sand
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Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of Footprints in the sand: one belonging To him, and the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, He looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of His life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very Lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he Questioned the Lord about it:
"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow You, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most Troublesome times in my life, There is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."
The Lord replied:
"My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering, When you see only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Men Will be Men, Come what May
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She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...' YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are stupid.. Not all blondes are dumb, But all men are men.
Ha Ha Ha..
Posted on Wednesday, December 30, 2009
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The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. Seconds later she comes back with a drink. He downs it quickly and seems to calm down.
Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees him shaking and biting his nails again. She brings him another drink which he downs immediately. A half hour later she returns to see him shaking uncontrollably, and almost in tears.
“My goodness,” the flight attendant says, “I’ve never seen someone so afraid to fly.”
“I’m not afraid of flying,” says the man.
“Then what’s the matter?
“I’m trying to give up drinking.”
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Wish to all readers, happy and prosperous New Year!
Flight Conversation
Posted on Tuesday, December 08, 2009
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The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.
‘OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass – . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’
To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit ?
Older men
Posted on Saturday, November 21, 2009
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."
The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies
Posted on Thursday, November 19, 2009
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What a Love!
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When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.
Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.
The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .
At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."
So in this way, their love won and they returned home.
The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot..
The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.
The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.
The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.
She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.
The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.
She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...
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"This is Nirma Washing Powder"
"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma
Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,
sabki pasand nirma
Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma.Nirma"
10 ka 1, do pe ek free
I know how you all are feeling now...
I have been through this too.
I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me..
Height of..
Posted on Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each
other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:?
Two persons fighting through scraps.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no scraps for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The scrap server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love scrap and doing a 'Send All.
HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending scrap to himself.
HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .
HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded
back to you By some one in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout "F1 F1 F1?" instead of
shouting "HELP" when u are unable to swim..
Peanuts story
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She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
Mother In Law
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that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going
to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to
marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits
them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay
Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?"
The mother replies, “I don't like her."...
Don't Copy if you can't Paste..
Posted on Wednesday, November 11, 2009
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Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!
Family planning by aeroplanes...
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The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and Asked, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes Have baby planes???? '
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the Pretty flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight Attendant, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't Planes have baby planes?'
The flight attendant responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me That?' The little boy admitted that she did.
Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby because Singapore Airlines always pulls out on time.
Now, let your mother Explain that to you.
Change your password now!
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RAMYA(R): “Hello, yes Karthi”.
KARTHI(K): “Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office”
(R): “Yes, I can, I need your password”
(K): “jeni22091980″
(R): “Ok fine”
She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm…
She decides not to discuss this with Karthi. She simply opens her mail box and changes the password from “mohan143″ to “karthiramya” and leaves for home!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! NOW!
Sanjayante Phalithangal
Posted on Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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മാണിക്കോത്ത് രാമുണ്ണി നായര്. ജനനം: 1903 ജൂണ് 13, മരണം: ക്ഷമിക്കണം, അദ്ദേഹത്തിനു മരണമില്ല! ഓ, ആളെ മനസ്സിലായില്ല, അല്ലേ? സഞ്ജയന് എന്നു പറഞ്ഞാല് ഒരു പക്ഷേ, പിടി കിട്ടിയേക്കും. വെറും നാല്പതു വര്ഷത്തെ ജീവിതം കൊണ്ട് നാലോ നാല്പതോ തലമുറയ്ക്ക് ഇരുന്നു ചിരിക്കാനുള്ള വക ഉണ്ടാക്കിയ പ്രതിഭാശാലിയാണ് അദ്ദേഹം. സഞ്ജയനു മരണമില്ല എന്നു പറയാനുള്ള കാരണം ഇതു മാത്രമല്ല; ഇക്കാലത്തെ ‘തമാശനിര്മാതാക്കള്’ പോലും സഞ്ജയന്റെ ഫലിതങ്ങള് തെല്ലും മാറ്റമില്ലാതെ അടിച്ചു മാറ്റി സ്വന്തം പേരിലാക്കാന് ഉത്സാഹം കാണിക്കുന്നതുകൊണ്ടു കൂടിയാണ്.
തമാശയുടെ ആ മഹാലോകത്തേക്കുള്ള ഒരു കൊച്ചു വാതിലാണിത്. ഒരു രസികന് വാതില്!
Solution for every problems
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There is a Solution for every problem....
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and mentioned his situation.
"Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my potato garden this year.
I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting
time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were
here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me,
if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad"
........................................................
Shortly afterwards, the old man received this telegram:
"For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the
GUNS!"
The next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best
I could do for you from here."
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,
IF YOU DECIDE TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.
IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS.
Honest Man's life
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This story tell us not to be 'too kind' to our bosses...... . Here it goes:
There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionaire as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire' s car just right in front of the gate.
He said 'Sir..Sir.. are you going to board a plane?'
'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire.
'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.'
Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, the multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip. 'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.'
The following day, there were news reports that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed. 'Thank God, I cancelled the trip,.' the rich man said Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the Singh to see him.
When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him.
WHY ?
Think first....
Use your brains
Use your brains!!!!!
Still no idea??
Come on...... it is very easy....
Still drawing a blank????
Just imagine you are the Singh and you have saved your boss's life........
OK-lah, since you do not want to 'use your brains' like Jaga Singh before you talk to your boss........ ..
Just scroll down for the answer...
ANSWER
Jaga Singh was supposed to guard! the house at night. NOT to Sleep and Dream all night!
So, GO BACK TO WORK!! and Don't try to save your boss's life!! It's not worth it!!! Always save your own ass first....!!! !!!!!!
Surinder Singh
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