Snotty Receptionist
Posted on Friday, November 06, 2009
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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist' s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman. The gentleman gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
"DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS"
Clever Indian
Posted on Thursday, November 05, 2009
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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!"
Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrasekhar says, "Al Gore to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're f**ked!"
And Chandrasekhar said quietly,
I think it was George Bush, Iraq , 2007.
Best poem of 2008 nominated by UN
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When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
Wrong Number
Posted on Friday, October 30, 2009
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"അതേ"
"തിരുവല്ലേന്ന് സണ്ണിച്ചായനാടാ,,"
"...................."
"മനസ്സിലായില്ലേ?"
"..പിന്നേ അതെന്താ അങ്ങിനെപറഞ്ഞേ..."
"നീയെന്നാ ബസ്സിലാണോ?"
"അതേ.."
"എന്നാ പിന്നെ വിളിക്കാം"
"വേണ്ടാ...പറഞ്ഞോളൂ...അല്പ്പം തിരക്കുണ്ട് എന്നാലും സാരല്ല്യ"
"എന്തുണ്ടടാ വിശേഷങ്ങള്..പറഞ്ഞേ.."
"പ്രത്യേകിച്ച് ഒന്നുമില്ല"
"അപ്പനുമമ്മക്കും സുഖാല്ലേ.."
"അപ്പന് എന്റെകൂടയാ...
അമ്മച്ചി സിസിലിയുടെ കൂടെയാ..അവളു രണ്ടാമത് പെറ്റുകിടക്കുന്നു."
"ങാ...സിസിലിയെ കണ്ടിട്ട് ഒരുപാടുകാലായി..അവള് ഗള്ഫിലാല്ലായിരുന്നോ?"
"അല്ലല്ല...അവള് നാട്ടീത്തന്നെയല്ലേ..സലീനയാണ് ഗള്ഫില്"
"സലീനയോ...എനിക്കങ്ങ് ഓര്ക്കണില്ലാ.."
"സണ്ണിച്ചായന്റെ വിശേഷം പറയൂ..."
"നീ ഇപ്പെ എന്തോക്കായാ പണി..പഴേ കച്ചോടൊക്കെയുണ്ടോ?"
"കച്ചോടോ...അല്പ്പം റബ്ബര്വെട്ടാനുണ്ട്..പിന്നെ ഇത്തിരി നെല് കൃഷീണ്ട്.."
"നിനക്ക് കച്ചോടമെന്തൊ ഉണ്ടായിരുന്നതായാണ് എന്റെ ഓര്മ്മ"
"അതെനിക്കല്ല..."
"പിള്ളേരൊക്കെയെന്തെടുക്കുന്നു?"
"മൂത്തവള് പ്ലസ്സ് വണ് ചെറക്കന് എട്ടിലും"
"നിനക്ക് രണ്ട് പെണ്ണായിരുന്നെന്നാ ഞാന് കരുതിയത്"
"അത് കുഞ്ഞുമോനല്ലേ?"
"ഞാന് വിളിച്ചതേ...അപ്പന്റെ നാല്പ്പതാണ് വരുന്ന ശനിയാഴ്ച..
നീ പെണ്ണിനേം പിള്ളേരേം കൂട്ടി വരണം.വന്ന് വിളിക്കാനോന്നും നേരമില്ല.
എല്ലാത്തിനും ഞാന് തന്നെ വേണ്ടേ?"
"അപ്പന് മരിച്ചത് ഞാന് അറിഞ്ഞില്ല..കിടപ്പായിരുന്നോ?"
"അപ്പേ നീയും പെണ്ണുംകൂടിയല്ലേ ആശുപത്രിയില് വന്നതും ..
പിന്നെ മരിച്ചപ്പോള് അപ്പനുമമ്മച്ചിയുമായി വന്നതും"
".............................."
"തെറ്റാലിക്കലെ ജോസ് കുട്ടിയല്ലേ?'...
മര്ക്കോസുചേട്ടന്റെ മോന്,,,"
"അല്ലല്ല..ഞാന് പ്ലാമടയിലെ തോമസ്സിന്റെ മകനാ...
ചേട്ടനുദ്ദേശിച്ച ആളല്ല..റോങ്ങ് നമ്പറാ."
"ഛേ ഇത് നേരത്തെ പറയ്ണ്ടേ..
എന്നാ അപ്പന്റെ നാല്പ്പതിന്നും വരണ്ടാ..ശരി"
ടെന്ഷന്
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ഒരു പെണ്കുട്ടി നിങ്ങളോട് ലിഫ്റ്റ് ചോദിക്കുന്നു ,
വഴിക്ക് വച്ചു അവള്ക്ക് തലകറക്കം ,
നിങ്ങള് അവളെ ഹോസ്പിറ്റലില് കൊണ്ടുപോകുന്നു .
ഡോക്ടര് പറഞ്ഞു 'നിങ്ങള് അച്ഛനാകാന് പോകുന്നു '
നിങ്ങള്ക്ക് ടെന്ഷന് ആയി
അപ്പോള് നിങ്ങള് : 'ഞാന് അല്ല ഇതിന്റെ അച്ഛന് ..!!!'
അപ്പോള് ഡോക്ടര് പെണ്കുട്ടിയോട് ചോദിച്ചു ..
പെണ്കുട്ടി പറഞ്ഞു 'ഇയാളാണ് കുഞ്ഞിന്റെ അച്ഛന് '
ദെ പിന്നെയും ടെന്ഷന് ...
പിന്നെ പോലീസ് വന്നു ..
നിങ്ങളുടെ മെഡിക്കല് ചെക്കപ് നടന്നു ...
റിപ്പോര്ട്ട് വന്നു ....!!!
'നിങ്ങള്ക്ക് ഒരിക്കലും അച്ഛനാകാന് പറ്റിലാ ...'
ഹാവൂ രക്ഷപെട്ടു ....
നിങ്ങള് സന്തോഷത്തോടെ പുറത്തിറങ്ങുന്നു ....
പിന്നെ ആലോചിച്ചു അപ്പോള് വീട്ടിലുള്ള 2 കുട്ടികള് ആരുടെയാണ് ...
പിന്നെയും ടെന്ഷന് ............
Crazy not equal to stupid
Posted on Thursday, October 29, 2009
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He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy....... not STUPID !"
God's own country!
Posted on Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when He Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priestand went along his way.
Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby Nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 He Could talk to God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then travelled to Pakistan, Srilanka, Russia, Germany and France.
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 Per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone.
He arrived in India, In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000Per call" sign under it.
Then he arrived Kerala
the first church he entered, He saw there Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it "One Rupee per call."
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.."
Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same GoldenTelephone in many churches.
All of them told that it is a direct line to Heaven, But in the Kerala price was "One Rupee per call."
Why is it so cheap here........?"
Readers, it is your turn........
Think .....before you scroll
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Kerala now, the GOD's OWN COUNTRY, Son - it's a Local Call". This is the only heaven in the Earth.
Intelligent Riddle!
Posted on Monday, October 26, 2009
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Can you answer the following questions? in just one, same word? Yes, the answer is the same for all....JUST ONE WORD
1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die.
Did you figure it out?
Try hard before looking at the answers
Did you get it yet?
Give up?
Brace yourself for the answer....
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The Answer is:
" NOTHING! "
NOTHING has 7 letters.
NOTHING preceded God.NOTHING is greater than God.
NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.
All poor people have NOTHING.
Wealthy people need NOTHING.
If you eat NOTHING, you will die.
Send this Brain Teaser to your Smart friends and see if they are ready to go to school once again..
Most used shortest word in English!
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There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.'
It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use ! it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is choked UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.We seem to be pretty mixed UPabout UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now........ my time is UP, so time to shut UP!
Oh...one more thing:
What is the first thing you do in the morning the last thing you do at night?
U P
Don't screw UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book.
Now, I'll shut UP.
Three Kick Rule
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell int o a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Australia and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Cowra . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
(I love this part)
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
When you are educated, you'll believe only half of what you hear.
When you're intelligent, you know which half.
The Story Of Latiff
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Every day he had a short rest under a different tree, with a widespread hand and a far away look in his thoughts. Every evening he would eat the alms or the crusts that some charitable person brought over to him.
Without embargo, in spite of his aspect and the way his days happened, Latiff was considered by all to be the wisest man of town, perhaps not so much because of his intelligence, but by what he had lived.
One sunny morning the king appeared in the square, surrounded by his guards, walking between the fruits and trinkets looking for nothing.
Laughing at the merchants and at the buyers, the king and his entourage almost stumbled over Latiff, who was dozing in the shade of a holm oak. Someone told the king that he was in front of the poorest of his subdits, but also in front of one of the most respected men because of his knowledge.
The king, entertained, approached the beggar and said to him, "If you answer my question, I will give you this golden coin."
Latiff looked at it, almost contemptuously, and said to him, "You can keep your coin, what will I do with it anyway? What is your question?"
The king felt defied by the response and instead of a banal question, he asked a question that was bothering him for days and that he could not solve; a problem of goods and resources that analysts had not solved for him.
Latiff's response was wise and creative. The king was surprised; he left the coin at the feet of the beggar and continued on his way to the market, pondering the events.
The next day he came back directly to where Latiff was resting; this time under an olive grove. Again the king posed a question and again Latiff answered it rapidly and wisely. The king was surprised again at so much intelligence. In a humble act, he took off his sandals and sat in front of Latiff.
"Latiff, I need you", the king said to him. "I am overwhelmed by the decisions that as king I must make. I do not want to harm my people and neither do I want to be an evil king. I ask you to come to the palace to be my adviser. I promise you that you should not fear at all, that you will be respected and that you will be able to leave whenever you want... Please."
Whether it was out of compassion, for service or for surprise, Latiff, after thinking a few minutes, accepted the proposal of the king.
That same evening Latiff came into the palace, where immediately a luxurious room was assigned to him. The room was close to the king's room and had a tub filled with essences and lukewarm water waiting for him.
During the following weeks the consultations with the king became habitual. Every day, in the morning, and in the evening, the monarch ordered his new adviser to consult him on the problems of the kingdom, on his own life or on his spiritual doubts.
Latiff always answered with clarity and precision and became the favourite speaker of the king. Three months after his arrival, there wasn't any decision made by the monarch without consulting his valued adviser first.
Obviously this unleashed the jealousy of all the other advisers. They saw in the beggar a threat against their own influences.
One day all of the advisers asked for a private hearing with the king. Very circumspect and with gravity they said to him, "Your friend Latif, as you call him, is conspiring to demolish you."
The king said, "I cannot believe it."
"You can confirm it with your own eyes", they said. "Every evening, at about five o'clock, Latiff slinks away from the palace up to the south wing and he enters a dark room. He meets with someone undercover, we do not know with whom. We have asked him where he was going all these evenings. He gave us evasive answers. His attitude alerted us to his conspiracy."
The king felt defrauded and hurt. He had to confirm these versions.
That evening, at five o'clock, he was waiting for Latiff under the stairs. He saw Latiff come to the door and look all around, with the key hanging from his neck. He opened the wooden door and slinked secretly into the room.
"Did you see him?" The other advisers shouted. "You saw him?"
Followed by his personal guard, the monarch struck the door.
"Who is it?" Latiff asked from the inside.
"I am the King" he said, "Open the door to me."
Latiff opened the door. There was nobody inside, except Latiff. No other doors or windows, no secret doors or any furniture where someone could hide.
Inside the room, there was only a worn out wooden plate; in a corner, a walking stick and in the center of the room a shabby tunic hanging by a hook in the roof.
"Are you conspiring against me Latiff?" the King asked.
"How could I, your Majesty?" Latiff answered. "No way. Why would I do that? Only six months ago, when I first came here, the only thing that I had was this tunic, this plate and this walking stick. Now I feel so comfortable in the clothes that I wear, I feel so comfortable with the bed that I sleep in, I am so flattered by the respect that you give me and so fascinated by the power you allow me... to be close you ... that I come here every day to touch this old tunic to make sure that I do Remember...
WHO I AM AND WHERE I CAME FROM.
True:
We must never forget who we are and where we come from; life turns and we can always return to the same place.
Neck excersice
Posted on Saturday, October 24, 2009
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A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.
In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any medications. 'It is very effective,' said the doctor.
'My patients never come back to me again.'
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The 5 Riddles...
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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
I know you are laughing.....been easy so far...OK...
4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away ?
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly
you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and
plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.. In fact, nothing
is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think
about it, but you still may not find anything odd... But if you work at
it a bit, you might find out.. Try to do so without any coaching!
THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:
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1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead...
That one was easy, right?
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).
3. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!
4. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.
5.. The letter "e", which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.
Hope you liked it... :)
How to cross the bridge?
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The bridge which she is to cross is a half mile across, over a large canyon. Every three minutes a guard comes out of his bunker and checks if anyone is on the bridge.
If a person is caught trying to escape German side to the Swiss side they are shot. If caught crossing the other direction without papers they are sent back. She knows that it takes at least five minutes to cross the bridge, in which time the guard will see her crossing and shoot her.
How does she get across?
Wild guesses!
Posted on Friday, October 23, 2009
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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
Enjoy The Perfect Hubby
Posted on Thursday, October 22, 2009
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A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.. 10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models.. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "Rs. 40,00,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs. 2,50,00,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 2,25,00,000. ... They will probably take it. If not, we can go for the extra amount.. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
This can happen only in Hindi movies!
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Baghban : Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!
Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.
Amar Akbar Anthony : Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.
Awwal Number : Dev Anand is an omnipotent genius -- former cricketer,captain, army chief, commissioner, you name it. And Aamir Khan carries a huge transistor in his pocket while batting!
Khalnayak: The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document screen! something that office team will be interested in)
Pyar To Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.
Raja Hindustani: Navneet Nishan has short hair before marriage. After tying the knot, she acquires waist-length hair overnight. What a hair-raising experience!
Raja: Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri Dixit. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's what I call an autofill!
Guddu: Manisha Koirala and Shah Rukh Khan are seen hanging on a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land on a glider. What a switch above sea level!
Tere Mere Sapne : Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an electrical technology thesis by B L Theraja. What an electrifying interest.
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